Bone Density

The “Bone-Building Badass” Golf Shirt

This isn’t your grandpa’s polo—this is a full-throttle middle finger to boring golf attire. Drenched in cheeky vaginas and crossbones, with our scandalously subtle slogan “pussy builds strong bones” printed small, this shirt is for the renegade golfer who’s as unapologetically raunchy as his swing. It tells the world: you’re not here to play polite golf—you’re here to shatter norms, drop jaws, and leave the prudes quivering on the green.

It’s not just a shirt—it’s a rallying cry to all those who believe that while powerlifting builds muscles, a healthy dose of pussy builds strong bones. Every swing, every putt, every trash-talking quip on the green is backed by a philosophy that’s as unapologetic as it is hilarious.

Key Features: 

✔ Bone-Building Bravado—Every time you wear this, you’re not just playing golf, you’re fueling your inner rebel with a daily dose of “pussy power.”

✔ Built for Badasses—this shirt isn’t just worn, it’s brandished like battle armor against mediocrity, proving that real strength comes from living (and swinging) dangerously.

✔ Slogan with Attitude—“Pussy builds strong bones” isn’t just printed on this shirt; it’s etched into your soul, reminding you that true strength comes from living (and swinging) dangerously.

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in spontaneous outbreaks of laughter, leaving even the most buttoned-up golf pros questioning their life choices. Side effects include sudden urges to shout “Pussy builds strong bones!” at every tee, random high-fives from fellow degenerates, and uppity country club members dropping their jaws so hard they might need a refill of their prune juice. Use with caution—this level of raunch and rebellion may cause excessive swagger, unstoppable antics on the green, and at least one confused, “What did I just witness?!” moment.

Product features
- 100% durable polyester fabric that retains its shape
- Lightweight design at only 4.13 oz/yd² (140g/m²)
- Versatile 3 button placket with your choice of buttons
- Available in classic white or black thread color options
- Elegant pointed collar for a sophisticated look

Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle