Bone Density Bucket Hat

The “Bone-Building Badass” Bucket Hat

This ain’t your grandpa’s sunhat—this is a dome-top declaration of degeneracy. Covered in cheeky vaginas and crossbones, with the subtly scandalous slogan “pussy builds strong bones” tucked in just small enough to fly under radar (but loud enough to start a conversation), this bucket hat is for the golfer who’s here to cause a scene, not sink a putt.

It’s the kind of hat that lets the whole course know: you didn’t come for etiquette—you came to tee off, talk trash, and flash your freak flag high from the fairway.

Key Features:

✔ Full-Brimmed Blasphemy—360° of sun protection and zero percent shame.

✔ Built for the Bone-Builders—rock it like a badge of honor for every swing, sip, and scandalous one-liner.

✔ Silent but Screaming—“Pussy builds strong bones” might be printed small, but the energy is LOUD.

✔ Unapologetically Alpha—because some people wear visors, and others wear their beliefs… in vulva print.

Warning: May result in excessive confidence, unsolicited compliments from degenerates, and full-body cringe from that one uptight guy in the pro shop. Side effects include sunburned smugness, mid-round power stances, and spontaneous yelling of “STRONG BONES, BABY!” after launching a 210-yard slice into the woods.

This isn’t just a hat—it’s a walking HR violation. Wear proudly. Regret nothing.

Product features
- 100% Polyester for durability
- Customizable stitching color
- Available in multiple sizes
- Ideal for sun protection and festivals
- Made in the USA with a sewn-in label

Care instructions
- Do not bleach
- Dry flat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)