Bone Density Towel

The “Moisture for the Bone Lords” Towel

Not your average golf towel—this is a high-absorbency tribute to every filthy-minded, strong-boned menace on the course. Whether you’re wiping sweat, cleaning clubs, or dabbing tears of laughter after shouting “Pussy builds strong bones!” mid-putt, this towel’s here for all your questionable needs.

Dripping in the same unholy energy as the rest of the collection, this towel is for the filth freaks—the ones who play loud, live harder, and leave country club boomers deeply uncomfortable.

Key Features:

✔ Absorbent as Hell—ready for beer spills, bunker dust, or a post-victory chug wipe.

✔ Strong Bones, Strong Threads—stitched tough to survive even your wildest rounds (and the aftermath).

✔ Multi-Purpose Mayhem—cleans clubs, dries hands, or waves like a warning flag after you birdie with a breakfast ball.

Warning: May cause towel envy, confused glances from course marshals, and at least one whispered “what the f***” per round. Wear it proudly—you’re not out here to follow rules. You’re out here to get dirty and win ugly.

Product features
- 80% polyester, 20% polyamide blend microfiber for durability
- Perfect for various activities: travel, gym, or beach
- Highly absorbent material for quick drying
- Compact size: 16" × 24" (40.64cm × 60.96cm)
- Gold grommet and ring for easy hanging

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle