CBG Crew

The Clambone Golf Crewneck: Strong Drives. Stronger Bones.

You think milk builds strong bones? Grow up. Real strength comes from experience, determination, and a well-balanced diet of absolute degeneracy. This sweatshirt isn’t just a fashion statement—it’s a public warning that you play aggressively, talk recklessly, and probably shouldn’t be allowed near a microphone at a wedding. Wear this and let the course know you’re here to bomb drives, rattle nerves, and make orthopedic surgeons question everything they learned in med school.

Key Features:

✔ Ultra-soft, battle-ready fabric—because warriors need comfort too.

✔ A slogan so powerful, the PGA might try to ban it—but they can’t ban greatness.

✔ Pairs well with 320-yard drives, unnecessary testosterone, and explaining to confused old men that “Yes, this is a real brand.”

Warning: Wearing this crewneck may cause fear in your opponents, admiration from local degenerates, and sudden urges to argue that golf should allow full-contact tackling. Proceed with caution—because weak bones snap, but legends don’t.

.: Material: 95% polyester, 5% spandex
.: Medium heavy fabric 
.: Regular fit
.: Regular cut