CBG Long Sleeve

The Clambone Golf Long Sleeve: Strong Drives. Stronger Bones.

You think milk builds strong bones? Grow up. Real strength comes from experience, determination, and a well-balanced diet of absolute degeneracy. This sweatshirt isn’t just a fashion statement—it’s a public warning that you play aggressively, talk recklessly, and probably shouldn’t be allowed near a microphone at a wedding. Wear this and let the course know you’re here to bomb drives, rattle nerves, and make orthopedic surgeons question everything they learned in med school.

Key Features:

✔ Ultra-soft, battle-ready fabric—because warriors need comfort too.

✔ A slogan so powerful, the PGA might try to ban it—but they can’t ban greatness.

✔ Pairs well with 320-yard drives, unnecessary testosterone, and explaining to confused old men that “Yes, this is a real brand.”

Warning: Wearing this crewneck may cause fear in your opponents, admiration from local degenerates, and sudden urges to argue that golf should allow full-contact tackling. Proceed with caution—because weak bones snap, but legends don’t.

Product features
- 100% Polyester for durability and quick drying
- Conveniently printed size and care label inside collar
- Double needle stitching for added strength
- Lightweight fabric (5.16 oz/yd²)
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced materials

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: warm (max 30C or 90F)