The Clambone Golf T-Shirt: Tee Off Like a Degenerate, Party Like a Legend
This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s a badge of honor for golfers who prefer bombing drives over following the “rules,” and making questionable life choices even after the 19th hole. Featuring the Clambone Golf logo (yes, it’s a vagina with crossbones, and yes, we’re very proud of it), and the slogan “Pussy Builds Strong Bones”, this shirt says, “I’m here to crush it on the course… and probably at the bar after.
Key Features:
✔ Lightweight, breathable fabric—perfect for swinging like a maniac on the course or hitting the bar later without breaking a sweat.
✔ Pairs well with wild swings, the occasional illegal mulligan, and explaining to the ranger that “the beer cart was my caddy for 9 holes.”
✔ 100% Confidence Material—guaranteed to make you feel like the Tiger Woods of trash talk, whether you’re on the green or at the grocery store.
✔ Built-in Conversations Starter—be prepared for random strangers to ask, “Is that a vagina with crossbones on your chest?” and for you to confidently reply, “Yeah, and it’s stronger than your 3-iron.”
Warning: only put on shirt if you came to play golf like a degenerate, not like your dad’s business partner who wears loafers without socks!
Product features
- Without side seams for a cleaner finish
- Elastic ribbed collar maintains shape
- Shoulder tape for added stability
- Made from soft, durable 100% ring-spun cotton
- Ethically produced with Oeko-Tex certification
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
