Clambone Golf Koozie

The Clambone Golf Koozie: For When Your Drink’s Cooler Than Your Golf Game

Let’s be real, this isn’t your grandma’s koozie. With Clambone Golf’s logo—yep, that’s a vagina with crossbones on it (deal with it)—this koozie screams “I don’t follow the rules, I break ‘em.” Whether you’re on the course or off, it’s guaranteed to keep your beer cold and your sense of humor even colder. Sip in style, and don’t be surprised if it causes more than a few side-eyes and chuckles from the crowd (or a full-on club banning).

Key Features:

✔ Keeps your beer colder than the golf cart’s engine after a 2-hour wait at the snack shack.

✔ Perfect for golfers who need more than a cool beverage to make up for their swing.

✔ The only koozie that doubles as a conversation starter—and a group chat meme generator.

✔ Designed for those who believe in living life as boldly as their wardrobe choices.

Warning: This koozie may cause your friends to ask, “Is that a vagina with crossbones on your drink?” Answer: Yes, yes it is. Side effects include uncomfortable stares from golfers in polos, a sudden surge in confidence, and possibly an awkward trip to the clubhouse bathroom. Handle with caution and a strong sense of humor.

Product features
- 100% Neoprene for flexibility and stability
- Keeps drinks cool with a perfect seal
- Vibrant colors with high-quality printing
- Fits standard 12 oz cans
- Collapsible for easy storage

Care instructions
- Wipe the dust or any dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth.
- Do not dryclean
- Hand wash
- Do not bleach
- Drip dry
- Do not iron