Day Beers

The “Beers Before Birdies” Polo: Because Hydration is for Quitters

You didn’t come to the course for clean living—you came for ice-cold swing juice, questionable decisions, and telling the cart girl you’re “just here for the vibes.” This shirt is dripping in beers, branded with your golf crew’s name like a proud badge of degeneracy.

Each can is a reminder that your backswing gets looser, your excuses get stronger, and your putts get real creative after the fourth round (of drinks, not holes).

Key Features:

✔ Sweat-wicking fabric – Because you’re gonna be sweating… from heat, hops, or shame.

✔ Beer camo – Blends seamlessly into any cooler, making you virtually uncatchable by course marshals.

✔ Built for benders – Whether you’re golfing, tailgating, or forgetting your kid’s birthday, this shirt’s ready.

✔ Aerodynamic for drunken windmill swings –  May increase slice by 200%.

Warning: May lead to oversharing with strangers, deep philosophical bunker talks, and blacking out mid-birdie attempt while yelling “This course sucks!” Proceed with confidence—and electrolytes.