Day Beers Bottle Opener

The “Beers Before Birdies” Bottle Opener: Because Who Needs Par When You’ve Got Pilsners

The Beers Before Birdies Bottle Opener isn’t just an essential golf accessory—it’s a lifestyle. Forget hydration, forget focus—this opener is for those who know the only thing that needs to be “poured” before your swing is something ice-cold and straight out of a can. Branded with your golf crew’s logo like a badge of mischief, it’s magnetic, it’s functional, and it’s here to remind you that the only par you care about is beer.

Made for golfers who like their swings loose, their excuses creative, and their conversations sloppier than the back nine after a few too many. This bottle opener sticks to your fridge like your bad decisions stick to your memory.

Key Features:

✔ Magnetic Backing – Stick it anywhere you need to open a cold one, whether you’re at the 19th hole or in your kitchen pretending you’re still on hole one.

✔ Beer-Camo Design – So seamless it blends right into your cooler and disguises the fact that you’ve already had way too many.

✔ Perfect for Benders – Whether it’s a round of golf or a round of shots, this opener’s always ready to crack open the fun.

✔ Built for Wild Swings – Your bottle will be open before your buddy can even make a 3-putt (but don’t expect your game to improve).

✔ Portable Regret – Always ready to go—because you know you’ll regret not having it on hand when that beer runs dry.

Warning: May lead to hilarious attempts at explaining what “an eagle” actually is, deep conversations about golf carts, and the strange urge to tell the cart girl “I’m just here for the vibes.” Proceed with cold beer and questionable decisions.