Fairways and Fiestas Koozie

The “Take a Shot, Then Take Your Shot” Koozie

Because golf is hard—and sobriety doesn’t make it easier.

This isn’t just a koozie. It’s a battle cry for weekend warriors, tequila enthusiasts, and anyone who’s ever tried to line up a putt while three shots deep and one decision away from riding the golf cart into the pond. Decorated with tiny tequila bottles and shot glasses, this koozie sets the tone: sip, swing, repeat.

Whether you’re nursing your fourth “just one more,” or waiting for your buddy to stop crying after a triple bogey, this koozie keeps your drink cold and your judgment colder.

Key Features:

✔ Insulated to keep your drink cool—even if your game’s on fire (or in the woods).

✔ Scientifically engineered (maybe) to boost confidence and reduce swing accuracy.

✔ Pairs perfectly with: bad bets, worse decisions, and shotgun starts with actual shotguns.

✔ Compact, discreet, and just obnoxious enough to get you banned from the family tournament.

Warning:May cause unearned swagger, tipsy trash talk, and blacking out somewhere between hole 14 and the clubhouse nacho bar. Use responsibly—or at least recklessly with a solid alibi.

.: Material: durable slip-resistant neoprene
.: Fits standard 12 oz cans
.: Black interior
.: Collapsible for easy storage
.: 1/4" (0.63 cm) thick
.: NB! Please note that due to the printing process, the seams cannot be fully covered. As a result, kindly allow for light colored lines along the seams.