Golf of America Koozie

The Cold MAGA-nate: Because every sip should feel like a campaign rally in your mouth.  

Why keep your drink cold when you can keep it presidentially frosty? This koozie doesn’t just say “I drink beer”—it shouts “I once saw Trump tee off in a monsoon and called it leadership.”

Wrapped in enough patriotic swagger to make a bald eagle salute, this bad boy keeps your beverage colder than Melania’s side of the bed. Whether you’re slamming brews on the back nine or passionately explaining why Mar-a-Lago should be a sovereign nation, this koozie is your loyal wingman.

Key Features:

✔ Insulates like a border wall around your beer—big, strong, and beautiful.

✔ Perfect for holding drinks and unsolicited rants about the 2020 election.

✔ Tested to withstand golf carts, political arguments, and four Diet Cokes by noon.

✔ Pairs well with USA chants, red hats, and calling your buddy “Sleepy Joe” after a bad putt.

Warning: May cause overconfidence, spontaneous “YUGE” declarations, and uncontrollable hand gestures during beer-fueled rants. Koozie does not build actual walls, but will protect your beer with the full force of the imaginary Space Force.

Product features
- 100% Neoprene for durability and flexibility
- Keeps drinks cool with a reliable seal
- Fits standard 12 oz cans comfortably
- Collapsible design for easy storage

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Hand wash
- Do not bleach
- Drip dry
- Do not iron