Golf of Merica'

The “Gulf of America” Polo: Make Golf Courses Great Again

Why stop at building walls when you can redraw the whole map? This polo doesn’t just say “I love golf”—it screams “I’d annex a water hazard if Trump told me to.” Decked out in stars, stripes, and enough unearned confidence to open your own country club, the Gulf of America Polo is for patriots who think geography is just a liberal suggestion.

Whether you’re blasting drives like Trump blasts tweets, or just trying to out-putt your in-laws while defending your fantasy of owning a Mar-a-Lago timeshare, this shirt brings BIG energy to every tee box.

Key Features:

✔ Moisture-wicking fabric: Keeps you dry while debating the electoral college on Hole 9.

✔ Bold enough for Trump, subtle enough to still get invited to brunch.

✔ Built-in immunity to fake news AND 3-putts.

✔ Pairs great with Diet Coke, gold-plated irons, and calling every bunker a “witch hunt.”

Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause golf carts to salute you, flags to spontaneously wave, and your buddy Todd to say, “You know… he does have some good ideas.” 

.: 100% polyester
.: Extra light fabric 
.: Pointed collar
.: Three button placket