Good Vibes

The “Buzzed & Ready” Polo: For When Your Swing Isn’t the Only Thing Vibrating

Tired of boring golf shirts that say “I pay taxes and apologize too much”? Enter the Buzzed & Ready Polo—a degenerate masterpiece decked out in a pattern of discreet (but definitely not subtle) vibrators and dildos. From a distance? Just a quirky, abstract design. Up close? Oh, that’s a rabbit, that’s a double-ended situation, and that one’s got a remote.

This shirt doesn’t whisper “I’m here to golf.” It moans, screams, and pulses it. It’s perfect for those who like their gear electric, their jokes inappropriate, and their wardrobe full of regret-proof statements.

Key Features:

✔ High-Vibe Print—little toys, big energy. The longer someone looks, the worse it gets (in the best way).

✔ Moisture-Wicking Fabric—for sweaty drives, tense putts, and explaining your shirt to your girlfriend’s dad.

✔ Stretchy & Unapologetic—flexes with you, whether you’re ripping a driver or doubling over from your buddy’s reaction.

✔ Pairs Beautifully With: a vibrator-themed towel, a vibrating ball marker (don’t ask), and zero shame.

Warning: May cause shrieking laughter, awkward silences, and an HR complaint if worn to the company scramble. Not recommended for junior tournaments, family reunions, or dates where you’re pretending to be “normal.” Do not operate heavy machinery or meet your girlfriend’s mom while wearing this shirt—unless she’s cool.

.: 100% polyester
.: Extra light fabric 
.: Pointed collar
.: Three button placket