PBSB Bottle Opener

The Clambone Golf Bottle Opener: Open Beers, Not Rules

The Clambone Golf Bottle Opener isn’t just for cracking open cold ones—it’s a rebellious, magnetic statement that shouts degeneracy. Adorned with the infamous Clambone logo (yes, that’s a vagina with crossbones), and emblazoned with the bold slogan “Pussy Builds Strong Bones,” this opener brings the kind of edge to your beer that your golf game brings to the course. Stick it on your fridge, your cart, or wherever you need to remind everyone that you’re here to break all the rules, not just the bottle caps.

Whether you’re bombing drives or downing beers, this opener serves up wild energy with every swing. It’s for the golfer who plays hard, parties harder, and doesn’t apologize for either. Why settle for a regular bottle opener when you could have one with a skull-and-crossbones and a slogan that’ll make your buddies question their life choices?

Key Features:

✔ Magnetic Backing – So it sticks around as long as your bad decisions.

✔ Vulgar Yet Iconic Design – The vagina with crossbones logo tells everyone what kind of golfer you are.

✔ Slogan of Legends – “Pussy Builds Strong Bones” printed right on the opener, because why should your bottles get all the attention?

✔ Built for Beers & Bombs – Crack open a brew after smashing drives so wild, even the beer cart is asking for directions.

✔ Conversation Starter – Prepare for a lot of questions like, “Is that a vagina on your bottle opener?” to which you confidently respond, “Yeah, and it’s stronger than your 3-iron.”

✔ Durable as Your Ego – This opener won’t just open bottles; it’ll open eyes to your unparalleled lack of shame.

Warning: Using this opener may lead to spontaneous standing ovations, unwanted attention from the country club’s management, and deep conversations with your in-laws about “how much you’ve really changed.” Only use if you’re ready to open beers and hearts with zero regrets.