Pussy Builds Strong Bones

The Pussy Gains Polo: Because Strong Bones Start with Strong Pussies

Who needs calcium when you’ve got muscle-bound kittens lifting their way to greatness? This shirt isn’t just a fashion statement—it’s a scientific breakthrough in proving that pussy builds strong bones (and stronger golf swings). Whether you’re hitting the gym, the course, or just confusing the country club dress code committee, this polo guarantees you’ll be the most jacked, most ridiculous golfer on the green.

Key Features:

✔ Moisture-wicking fabric—because you’ll be sweating from flexing, not from the heat.

✔ Scientifically proven to increase bone density (probably).

✔ Pairs well with protein shakes, catnip, and a suspiciously high intake of milk.

✔ Guaranteed to make you the strongest golfer on the course (even if the only thing you’re lifting is your drink).

Warning: May cause excessive flexing, uncontrollable laughter, and a sudden interest in feline bodybuilding. Wear at your own risk—and remember, pussy power is undefeated!

.: 100% polyester
.: Extra light fabric 
.: Pointed collar
.: Three button placket