Pussy Shade Bucket Hat

The Clambone Golf Bucket Hat: Maximum Shade, Minimum Decency

Wear responsibly—or don’t, Clambonea statement piece for golfers who play fast, talk filthy, and have somehow avoided being permanently banned from their local course. With the Clambone logo proudly displayed (yes, that is a vagina with crossbones—thanks for noticing, Karen), this hat tells the world you’re here to crush drives, break spirits, and get aggressively side-eyed by the guy in pastel slacks.

Key Features:

✔ Full-circle sun protection—because skin cancer is for people who don’t respect the Clambone way.

✔ A logo that’s equal parts intimidating and deeply confusing—guaranteed to make someone’s grandpa nearly choke on his Metamucil.

✔ Pairs well with reckless wagers, crippling nicotine addictions, and explaining to a horrified ranger that, “Yes, this is a real brand.

Warning: Wearing this bucket hat may cause intimidation, admiration, and at least one confused dad whispering “Honey, don’t look at it.” Side effects include reckless shot selection, immediate groupie status among degenerates, and an overwhelming urge to refer to your golf cart as a “pirate ship.” Wear responsibly—or don’t, Clambone Golf supports chaos.

Product features
- 100% cotton twill for a vintage look
- One size fits most comfortably
- Breathable design with sewn eyelets
- 3 ¾" (7.6 cm) crown for a stylish fit
- 2 ¼" (5.1 cm) brim for sun protection

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