Shafts & Clams

The Clambone Golf “Drive It Like You Mean It” Shirt: A Hole-In-One in Bold Fashion

Get ready to leave people questioning their life choices—on and off the course—with the Clambone Golf shirt. Featuring crossed golf clubs and a vibrant vagina right over them, this shirt is the choice for golfers who are all about swinging big, playing fast, and embracing their unapologetic edge. And let’s be real—when you put this bad boy on, you’re not just playing golf, you’re making a statement.

Here’s the kicker: you can’t even see the design clearly until someone is up close and personal (which, let’s face it, is exactly what you want). They’ll squint, get closer, and then bam!—they’ll be staring at a vagina in the middle of your game. Classic.

Key Features:

✔ Hidden Surprise—the design’s like a mystery novel—you can’t appreciate it until you get way too close for comfort.

✔ Breathable Fabric—perfect for keeping your cool while your playing partners sweat over what the hell they just saw.

✔ A Conversation Starter—perfect for when you want to say, “I came here to hit birdies and make you uncomfortable, and I’m all out of birdies.”

✔ Works Both on the Course and at the Bar—you’ll get double-takes from everyone, especially the guy who says, “Is that… is that a vagina?!” (Yes, yes it is).

✔ Perfect for: Distracting your playing partners, avoiding awkward family reunions, and ensuring that no one will ever forget the time you wore this shirt at your cousin’s wedding.

Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause extreme discomfort in people who “don’t get it,” laughter from degenerates, and at least one person frantically Googling, “What’s the deal with the vagina on the golf clubs?” Side effects include increased swagger, spontaneous smirks, and possibly some awkward silence followed by, “Are you really wearing that to a golf course?” The answer: Hell yes, I am.

Product features
- 100% Polyester for durability and comfort.
- 3 button placket with stylish black or white buttons.
- Extra light fabric 
- Classic pointed collar for a timeless look.

Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle