Shafts & Clams Koozie

The Clam Koozie: Grip It, Sip It, Shock ‘Em

Why blend in with boring beer koozies when you can wrap your drink in pure, unapologetic chaos? The Clambone Golf koozie features two crossed golf clubs and, dead center, a not-so-subtle, vibrantly detailed vagina—because nothing says “serious golfer” like drinking from something that makes your whole foursome stop mid-swing.

From far away, it looks like just another golf-themed can cooler… but let ‘em get close. They’ll squint, lean in, and then BAM—eye-to-labia contact. A beautiful ambush. A masterpiece of shock and awe. And you? Just sipping casually like it’s no big deal.

Key Features:

✔ Subtle from Afar, Wild Up Close—the ultimate conversation trap disguised as a drink holder.

✔ Keeps Your Drink Cold & Your Vibes Hot—cracks beers and breaks ice like a damn legend.

✔ Built for Degenerates—ideal for tailgates, tee boxes, bar patios, or funerals (if you’re brave enough).

✔ Instant Personality Test—watch who laughs, who stares too long, and who immediately regrets inviting you.

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, mid-sip spit takes, and people whispering “Is that a vagina on your koozie?” (Yes, champ. Yes it is.) Side effects include elevated swagger, fearless day-drinking, and the permanent inability to be taken seriously—just the way you like it.

Product features
- 100% Neoprene for durability and flexibility
- Keeps drinks cool with a reliable seal
- Vibrant colors with crisp printing techniques
- Fits standard 12 oz cans comfortably
- Collapsible design for easy storage

Care instructions
- Wipe the dust or any dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth.
- Do not dryclean
- Hand wash
- Do not bleach
- Drip dry
- Do not iron