Shafts & Clams Towel

The “Grip It & Wipe It” Towel: For the Sweaty, the Saucy, and the Unapologetically Unhinged

Let’s be honest: golf is sweaty, messy, and full of emotional damage. That’s why the Clambone Golf towel isn’t just here to clean your clubs—it dries your soul after another triple bogey and a beer chug. It’s a full-on flex of degeneracy disguised as a piece of golf gear. Whether you’re wiping sweat, mud, or spilled IPA off your driver, this bad boy’s got you covered—literally and emotionally.

Featuring a soft-yet-durable blend that’s more absorbent than your ex during a late-night text convo, this towel comes stitched with just enough subtle filth to make your playing partners second-guess inviting you. Whether you’re wiping down irons, drying your balls (golf or otherwise), or waving it like a freak flag after draining a 40-footer, this towel is your trusty companion in degeneracy.

Key Features:

✔ Clambone Chaos Print—golf clubs, saucy clams, and enough attitude to get you banned from at least one club per season.

✔ Absorbent AF—for sweat, beer, regret, and whatever other bodily fluids your round produces.

✔ Loop & Grommet Included—hang it proudly, like the trophy it is.

✔ Pairs Well With: booze-heavy rounds, trash talk, and pretending you actually clean your clubs regularly.

Warning: May cause side-eyes from traditionalists, unexpected laughter from strangers, and new friendships with fellow degenerates. Use it to clean your clubs—or your conscience. Either way, it’s filthy in all the right ways.

Product features
- 80% polyester, 20% polyamide blend microfiber for strength and durability
- Ideal for various activities: golf, traveling, camping, and more
- Highly absorbent to effectively soak up moisture
- Compact size: 16'' × 24'' (40.64cm × 60.96cm)
- Features a stylish gold grommet for easy hanging and storage

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle