T&A Masterpiece

“The Barely Legal Eagle Polo: Because Dress Codes Are Just Suggestions”

Step onto the course in questionable style with this bold, barely-legal polo, featuring an all-over pattern of naked ladies showing off their finest assets. Designed for golfers who prefer big drives, soft hands, and a firm grip, this moisture-wicking, breathable beauty keeps you cool—even when the clubhouse manager is not amused.

Key Features:

✔ Moisture-wicking fabric—because getting hot and bothered on the back nine is a real thing.

✔ Strategic tits & ass placement—for maximum distraction and minimum respectability.

✔ Pairs perfectly with regret, bad decisions, and a sudden interest in very private courses.

Warning: May lead to immediate expulsion from country clubs, uncomfortable conversations with in-laws, and spontaneous standing ovations from your golf buddies. Wear with confidence—and maybe a legal disclaimer

.: 100% polyester
.: Extra light fabric 
.: Pointed collar
.: Three button placket