T&A Masterpiece Koozie

The “Barely Legal Eagle” Koozie: Keep It Cold, Keep It Questionable

Why settle for a plain koozie when you can wrap your drink in pure chaos? The Barely Legal Eagle koozie features a scandalous all-over print of naked ladies flaunting what they’ve got, turning your cold one into a full-blown peep show. It’s the perfect accessory for golfers who take their beverages with a side of “is this allowed?” (Answer: absolutely not, but we’re doing it anyway.)

Because nothing says “refined golfer” like cracking open a beer wrapped in boobs and bad decisions.

Key Features:

✔ Insulated to the Tits—keeps your drink cold even when your hands are hot with shame.

✔ Soft Grip, Hard Truths—firmly holds your can while firmly ruining your reputation.

✔ NSFW & Proud—covered in cheeks, curves, and enough questionable art to get you banned from your stepmom’s lake house.

✔ Pairs Well With: a sleeveless polo, a busted golf cart speaker, and zero regard for authority.

Warning: May result in dropped jaws, jealous friends, and “accidentally” getting photographed by the beer cart girl. Not suitable for family outings, church scrambles, or anywhere with a dress code stricter than “just don’t be naked.”

.: Material: durable slip-resistant neoprene
.: Fits standard 12 oz cans
.: Black interior
.: Collapsible for easy storage
.: 1/4" (0.63 cm) thick
.: NB! Please note that due to the printing process, the seams cannot be fully covered. As a result, kindly allow for light colored lines along the seams.