The Backdoor Invitational

The Backdoor Birdie Polo: Because Golf Isn’t the Only Thing About Getting it in the Hole

Why wear a boring golf shirt when you can proudly strut onto the course in a masterpiece covered in butts, anal beads, and butt plugs? This shirt is perfect for golfers who like their swings hard, their putts firm, and their fashion choices deeply regrettable. Made with breathable, moisture-wicking fabric, it keeps you cool whether you’re sinking birdies or just sinking into pure shame when your grandma sees you wearing it.

Key Features:

✔ Moisture-wicking fabric—because sweating under judgmental glares is inevitable.

✔ Perfectly inappropriate design—guaranteed to make at least one person choke on their Arnold Palmer.

✔ Pairs well with bad decisions, tequila shots, and an urgent call from HR.

Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, immediate dress code violations, and unexpected sponsorship offers from very interesting brands. Wear at your own risk—and don’t bend over too far.

.: 100% polyester
.: Extra light fabric 
.: Pointed collar
.: Three button placket