The Dirty Divot Koozie

The Dirty Divot Koozie: Because Hydration Deserves Temptation

Why settle for a plain beer koozie when you can wrap your cold one in pure, scandalous motivation? Covered in a repeating pattern of a beautiful babe bending over like she just dropped her tee (sure, tee), this koozie is for the golfer who drinks irresponsibly and lives unapologetically.

Whether you’re on hole 7 or holding onto dear life after 7 drinks, the Dirty Divot Koozie keeps your beer icy and your priorities loose. It’s tasteful if you squint… but let’s be honest—you’re not buying this for the taste.

Key Features:

✔ Pattern guaranteed to make someone’s grandpa choke on his cigar.

✔ Insulated like your emotions—buried deep and full of regret.

✔ Perfect grip for sweaty hands and bad decisions.

✔ Discreet from far away. Filthy up close. Just like your browser history.

Warning: May lead to scandalous conversations, distracted swings, and your drink being way more popular than you are. Not safe for church outings or family tournaments—but perfect for your next beer-fueled bogey fest.

Product features

- 100% Neoprene for flexibility and stability
- Keeps drinks cool with an excellent seal
- Bright, vibrant colors using modern printing techniques
- Fits standard 12 oz cans perfectly
- Easy to store, collapsible design for convenience