The Dirty Divot Towel

The Dirty Divot Towel: For Cleaning Clubs and Questionable Reputations

At first glance, this towel looks innocent enough—until you get up close and realize it’s covered in a cheeky pattern of a lovely lady bending over like she’s teeing up for something sinful. Subtle from a distance, scandalous up close—just how you like it.

Whether you’re wiping down your wedges, drying your sweaty hands after a triple bogey tantrum, or simply flaunting it over your shoulder like the sexy golf menace you are, this towel does it all. It’s functional, filthy, and guaranteed to make the cart girl raise an eyebrow.

Key Features:

✔ High-absorbency for sweat, grass stains, and moral ambiguity.

✔ Discreet filth—your grandma won’t notice it unless she’s REALLY paying attention.

✔ Pairs perfectly with over-swung drives, mid-round beers, and your koozie full of bad ideas.

✔ Stitching strong enough to survive club scrubbing, rainstorms, and judgment.

Warning: May lead to prolonged towel twirling, confused looks from rule-followers, and an overwhelming sense of golf course dominance. Not recommended for charity scrambles or golfing with your pastor—but absolutely essential for everything else.