The “Grab Life by the Clam” Tee: Subtle Up Front, Party in the Back
This shirt says it all—strength, attitude, and just the right amount of trouble. Featuring our “Pussy Builds Strong Bones” mantra and a bold “Grab Life by the Clam” statement, it’s equal parts motivation and mischief.
Perfect for teeing off, talking smack, or making strangers do a double take, this tee is built for golfers who play hard on and off the course.
Key Features:
✔ Premium, soft cotton—comfortable for 18 holes or an 8-hour happy hour.
✔ A conversation starter you don’t even have to open your mouth for.
✔ Bold enough to wear anywhere you shouldn’t.
Warning: May cause unsolicited high-fives, beer bribes, and side-eye from people who secretly wish they had one.
Product features
- Without side seams for a cleaner finish
- Elastic ribbed collar maintains shape
- Shoulder tape for added stability
- Made from soft, durable 100% ring-spun cotton
- Ethically produced with Oeko-Tex certification
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
