Tulips or Two Lips?

“The Garden of Eatin’ Polo: Because Some Fairways Are More Inviting Than Others”   

Why settle for plaid when you can wear a field of forbidden flowers? From a distance, it’s a tasteful floral design—up close, well… let’s just say it’s a whole new kind of birdie. Perfect for golfers who appreciate a well-manicured course, a smooth stroke, and a soft landing, this moisture-wicking polo keeps you cool—whether you’re sinking putts or watching your foursome slowly realize those aren’t tulips.  

Key Features:

✔ Subtle yet scandalous—Grandma might see flowers, your buddies will see something way more interesting.

✔ Moisture-wicking fabric—because blushing profusely can get sweaty. 

✔ Visually stimulating—a real “stop and smell the roses” kind of experience.

Warning: May cause awkward conversations, unexpected biology lessons, and an urgent email from the country club’s dress code committee. Wear at your own risk—and remember, always respect the greens!

.: 100% polyester
.: Extra light fabric 
.: Pointed collar
.: Three button placket