Tulips or Two Lips? Golf Towel

The “Garden of Eatin’” Golf Towel: For Those Who Like Their Greens Well-Manicured

Why carry a plain towel when you could flaunt a field of forbidden flora? From a distance, this towel looks like a tasteful, artsy floral print. But step a little closer, and boom—those aren’t roses, buddy. They’re full bloom, full tilt, NSFW botanicals. A true tribute to the art of subtle smut, perfect for wiping down your gear while watching your group slowly realize they’re looking at a garden of… not-so-innocent petals.

It’s classy filth. It’s hidden in plain sight. It’s your new favorite towel.

Key Features:

✔ Deceptively Elegant Design—Grandma sees a bouquet. You know better.

✔ Ultra-Absorbent Fabric—because nothing soaks up sweat and spilled secrets like a towel full of floral innuendo.

✔ Course-Ready Hook & Grommet—hang it proudly next to your clubs like the degenerate flower child you are.

✔ Conversation (or Suspension) Starter—expect squints, chuckles, and at least one, “Wait… is that…?”

Warning: May result in double-takes, blushing playing partners, and one guy insisting on taking a closer look “for science.” Not responsible for confused groundskeepers or being banned from your in-laws’ annual scramble. Use with confidence. Wipe with pride.

Product features
- Made of 80% polyester and 20% polyamide blend microfiber for strength and durability
- Multifunctional – perfect for golf, gym, beach, and outdoor activities
- Highly absorbent, efficiently soaking up moisture for quick drying
- Compact size of 16" × 24" (40.64cm × 60.96cm) for easy portability
- Features a stylish gold grommet and ring for convenient hanging

Care instructions
- Machine wash separately: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle