Upper Decky Bucket Hat

The Nicotine and Nines Bucket Hat: Because Sunburns Are for Sober People

Protect your dome and fry your brain at the same time with this hat that screams, “I’m here to golf, buzz, and black out—but not necessarily in that order.” Covered in upper deckys like a walking tobacco billboard, this bucket hat turns your head into a nicotine vending machine, ready to fuel impulsive drives and questionable decisions on every hole.

Whether you’re chasing birdies or just chasing the cart girl, this hat brings serious drip and even more dip—guaranteed to make you forget your score, your swing, and maybe even your name by the back nine.

Key Features:

✔ 360° brim coverage—so you can stay shady while throwing shade at your buddy’s slice.

✔ Sweat-wicking comfort, ideal for when the buzz kicks in and you’re seeing three pins instead of one.

✔ Deep enough crown to stash a tin, a flask, or your regrets—your call.

✔ Light enough to forget you’re wearing it until someone asks, “Dude, is that a nicotine hat?”

Warning: May cause hallucinated eagles, sudden confidence in your short game, and spontaneous offers to “run it back” even though you’re five over. Wear responsibly—or don’t. You weren’t gonna play a clean round anyway.

Product features
- 100% polyester for durability
- Choose from two stitching colors
- Available in multiple sizes
- Great for sun protection and festivals
- Made in the USA

Care instructions
- Do not bleach
- Dry flat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)