Upper Deckys

“The Nicotine and Nines Polo: Because Who Needs Focus When You’ve Got a Nicotine Buzz?”

Get ready to turn your golf game into an adrenaline-fueled spectacle with this shirt—covered in upper deckys that’ll have you buzzing harder than a squirrel on a Red Bull. Each pouch is packed with milligrams of energy, just waiting to send you into full-blown degenerate mode as you try (and fail) to remember where you left your ball. Whether you’re trying to sink a putt or just stay awake through the back nine, this shirt guarantees maximum buzz with minimum patience.

Key Features:

✔ Moisture-wicking fabric—because, let’s be real, nothing says “focused golfer” like sweat and nicotine.

✔ Packed with enough milligrams to have you swinging like a caffeinated maniac on a mission—don’t blame the erratic putt, blame the nicotine-induced confidence.

✔ Guaranteed to make your golf cart feel like a speedster—who needs speed limits when you’re practically vibrating out of your skin?

Warning: May cause wild swings, nervous laughter, and a strong urge to ask your fellow golfers, “You guys want a pouch? I swear it’ll make you a better golfer.” Use with extreme caution—and keep a stash of mints handy for when the buzz takes over your entire existence. Remember, it’s not just the nicotine—it’s the choice to live dangerously on the fairway.

.: 100% polyester
.: Extra light fabric 
.: Pointed collar
.: Three button placket